You’re sounding thirsty now
kim: omg im so scared let me post that on instagram
^^^ only for the comment
Michael cera is probably the most awkward looking person on the planet
we walked past him in the subway once and he looks 110% as awkward irl
That top picture is 10 minutes away from my house!!
I’m a girl you can bring home to your parents, but I’ll also smoke bowls with you and make you cum again and again.
those look like homer’s donuts what what what
Please follow me!! @carlosmrc96 :)
Please, what must I have to tell you for you follow me back on twitter?? I die very slowly ???? Just do it✌✌ @carlosmrc96
You first 😌
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
Reblog for the gif.
So did she make $920 from sucking two cocks or did she suck two cocks and then make $920? If it is the former, then I need to reevaluate my fucking life choices.
Girl get your life
haha omfg that gif yesss
Any girl knows how accurate this is